“Survivor 44” Finale Recap – And the Winner Is…

May 24, 2023 by
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the final five be sure to check out my YouTube channel on Thursday!

Last Week: Lauren’s win kept her off the block, Heidi’s wasted idol was a shock, and Jaime took the lonely walk.

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Let’s take a look at the tribe as it currently stands…

The Va Va Tribe (wearing black)

  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Heidi, 43 – Engineering Manager
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Shenanigans

Our quintet is taken to their new beach where Carolyn makes them all feel at home by screaming her head off.

Once things settle down, Heidi tells everyone about her idol. Carolyn isn’t surprised that Heidi wouldn’t tell them about her advantage. This also tips everyone off that there’s probably another idol out there.

The following morning, everyone goes on a little idol hunt. The idol is tied up in a tree and the camera crew delights in filming people walking right by it.

During the hunt, Lauren is also doing her best to throw Carson under the bus…or into the fire…

Immunity Challenge Time: The players will race through a giant three-level obstacle while collecting keys. Once they have the keys they’ll unlock a chest that gives them a rope that allows them to unleash a ladder. They’ll climb the ladder and be faced with a puzzle. The first person to complete the puzzle wins immunity. They’ll also get a trip to the Sanctuary for lunch.

Quick Aside: That puzzle looks awfully 3D printable…

Another Quick Aside: As Probst is listing the food available at the Sanctuary, they all flip out over carrot cake. Carrot cake? I can’t support any of these people to win.

Result: The 3D printer wins! He’s allowed to take one person with him and he chooses Yam Yam. 

Pre-Tribal Politicking

The fellas debate the next step at their pasta dinner date. Yam Yam is pushing for Carolyn mainly because of the antics she pulled with the Tika idol.

However, Carson is worried that the Tika three will have trouble against anyone other than each other. He believes the jury will appreciate an underdog story.

Back at camp, Heidi starts needling Carolyn about why Yam Yam was taken on the reward.

Also, Lauren lets Carolyn know that Yam Yam was throwing her name around before the last vote.

When the guys return, Yam Yam is very nervous because he feels a tremor in the force. And Carolyn is giving both of the guys the newbie jeebies. 

Tribal Time

Lauren makes an interesting point that she thinks she’s on her way out of the game, but nobody is talking to her hoping to get on her good side for her jury vote. 

This shocks Carolyn because she feels like they talked a lot.

Carson is very nervous because Lauren never approached him. So, maybe she’s putting on a facade? 

Lauren gets very emotional when discussing how well she has done in the game. This is very touching, but she’s giving people a ton of reasons to send her to the jury.

Voting Time: Lauren votes for Yam Yam, Carson votes for Lauren, and the rest of the votes are secret.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…Lauren pretends like she has one. Adorable.

We’ve got one vote for Yam Yam, one vote for Lauren, one vote for Heidi, one vote for Lauren, and the fourteenth person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is…Lauren.

Immunity Challenge Time: It’s the ol’ Fishbach Breaker! The players will put a ball in a metal ramp structure, they’ll catch it at the bottom, and then pop it back into the top. As time goes on they’ll add more balls. Last person with all of their balls in motion will get to choose who has to make fire. 

Result: It comes down to Heidi vs. Carson with Heidi picking up her first individual immunity win of the season!

Whoa…as Jeff is wrapping things up, he says that she’ll get to decide which of the other three players will have to make fire. Heidi corrects Jeff, saying that she herself could step down and make fire.

Pre-Tribal Politicking

The group is met by four fire-making kits. That’s very convenient.

Carson is very stressed out because he was able to make fire at home, but hasn’t been able to make it happen on the island.

Yam Yam, on the other hand, is very intrigued by the idea of making fire. He thinks a win could put him over the top with the jury. Carolyn is in the same boat. She likes the idea of struggling at all of the challenges during the season and then winning one in the end.

Later, Yam Yam gives Carson some pointers, which is amazing because they could be squaring off against each other. This whole moment speaks very well of Yam Yam.

Heidi’s got some mad fire skills too. And, she appreciates that her possible opponents are pretty good.

Tribal Time

Oh boy, Probst calls out Heidi for thinking about stepping down to compete. Well, now she has to, doesn’t she?

Carson downplays his ability to make fire, and again hits home the point that Heidi should step down.

OK, Heidi decides to take Carolyn to the final three.

Heidi then reveals that Carson will be making fire.

And finally, Heidi reveals that she is going to step down to take on Carson. Good for her. Absolutely puts her in the best possible position to win.

Fire-Making Challenge: The two combatants will each build a fire. The first person to burn through a rope that is tied across the top of their station will be the last member of the final three.

Result: The prophecy came true! Carson lost at fire! Wow, and Probst says that Heidi’s fire was the fastest in the history of the show. Heidi vs. Gabler! Book it!

And Then There Were Three

Kane is very impressed with how well Yam Yam is able to read body language.  Matt liked how he straddled alliances. And, Brandon thought Yam Yam was hilarious and everything he did was very calculated.

Carson was very impressed that Heidi stepped down to make fire. Matt agrees, saying that Heidi took out the king in Carson. And, Jaime says Heidi will get her vote if she can explain how she kept herself safe through every Tribal.

Frannie thinks Carolyn used her emotions to her advantage. Lauren was impressed with how Carolyn was so authentically herself. And, Jaime thinks Carolyn threw everybody off and knew what she was doing the entire time.

We also get the perfect bookend for Carolyn where she speaks to the producer who interviewed her during the very first shot of the season. She’s blown away that she made it to the end, she didn’t even think she’d make the merge.

Tribal Time

Kane starts things off, by saying that every vote is up in the air. He then asks the players what they think the jury’s perceptions of them are, and are those impressions accurate?

Yam Yam thinks they see him as a happy-go-lucky person, which is true. But he thinks the misperception is that he followed Carson. He claims that they were both making decisions.

Heidi interrupts him, saying they were riding Soka’s coattails. Yam Yam tells her that that is what they wanted them to believe, and that Yam Yam knew everybody’s vote at every Tribal. Carson is nodding along with this.

Heidi thinks the perception of her varied throughout the game. At first she seemed strategic, but then when she lost numbers she was just playing under the radar. She disagrees, saying she was always making moves.

Carolyn and Carson made an alliance on day one and she and Yam Yam are both so similar that she was shocked they were on the same tribe. She knows people were underestimating her. 

Carson loved how Carolyn and Yam Yam evolved. But, he didn’t play with Heidi that long, so he asks about her relationships.

Heidi says Soka had targets on their backs at the merge, but she was able to make it through.

Yam Yam counters that Tika took advantage of the fact that the other players thought they were saving Tika.

Heidi responds that Carson is going to defend Yam Yam and Carolyn because he made the same moves.

Danny wants to know how they used Carson. Yam Yam admits that he used Carson to get information. But, he used a lot of the jury to get information. He also says that he used Carson to go on a reward.

Danny also wants to know who Heidi used to get forward and she smartly says she used him. (That was obviously what he was digging for.)

Frannie asks how they used their emotions to propel their game. And Carolyn burst into flames.

Just kidding.

Carolyn tells the jury that when you’re an addict you hold in your emotions. And when she holds in her emotions today, she finds it painful. 

Yam Yam found it frustrating how people would be very blank when they’d talk to him. So, he’d build real relationships with them so he could learn their tells so he could figure out when they were telling the truth. Wowwww…

It was very important to Heidi to represent people that look and sound different. It was important to be a representation of a woman in the science field. So, she’s tried to control her emotions so she can be a great example.

Matt is very impressed with all of their abilities to be themselves which is challenging for him.

Frannie wants to know how everyone thought they would do in the challenges. Carolyn hilariously thought she would do great, and it broke her heart when her letter from home featured her son hoping she was winning challenges.

Heidi thinks her immunity and fire-making wins put her in the best position to be the sole Survivor. She also gets in a nice dig that she wanted to eliminate Carson because he was making all of the decisions for Tika.

And, Carson mentions that she made the fastest fire in the history of “Survivor” for like the 30th time. He really likes that fun fact.

Oh, then she points out that a vote for her will make history because it will make her the oldest female winner ever.

Yam Yam didn’t think he’d do particularly well in the challenges, which is frustrating because his family is very physical. He then makes the point that he’d be the first Puerto Rican male to win “Survivor.”

Carolyn and Yam Yam get into it a bit over Carolyn’s idol move, with Yam Yam pointing out that if she trusted him, she wouldn’t have played it. Carolyn makes an excellent counter, saying that she trusted Yam Yam, but not playing it would have meant she trusted Jaime and Lauren too. And, she needed Carson around because she needed Danny to go.

Danny picks up on this specific comment and asks why it was so important for him to leave. She says that he was seemingly running things at the time.

Carson does a little work for Yam Yam, pointing out that he was on the right side of the vote 90% of the time. This allows Yam Yam to discuss how he voted out everybody who voted for him. And also how he used his wits and his personality to progress in the game.

And finally, Heidi discusses how she ended up without an alliance and had to adapt, whereas the Tikas were able to work together.

Voting Time: No votes are shown. Uh oh…

JPro tallies and returns. We’ve got one vote for Heidi, four votes for Yam Yam, and the winner of “Survivor 44” is…Yam Yam!

The only person who voted for Heidi was Danny. Not surprising.

Verdict: I can’t complain about that winner. Yam Yam was in the thick of everything, he was likable, personable, clever, charismatic, you name it. Hell of a cast, too.

I’m just not sure what this season’s trademark moments are going to be. Are there any? Is this a case of a great cast giving us a mediocre season?

That being said, the numbered seasons are really starting to blend together to me. Same challenges, same twists, three tribes, etc.

Power Rankings Result: “Survivor 43” Finalist Owen Knight had two people in the right place for four points, while I had three people in the right place for six points. So, the final score is Team Holmes 84, Team Knight 98.

“Survivor 44” Episode 12 Recap – Here We Go A-Carolyn

May 17, 2023 by
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: (Haiku form)

Tika in control

Idol played for no reason

Deniro went home

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Let’s take a look at the tribe as it currently stands…

The Va Va Tribe (wearing black)

  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
  • Jaime, 35 – Yogi
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Shenanigans

We start things off with a thorough explanation of why Jaime and Lauren didn’t vote against Tika. Just kidding. Why would we want to know that?

Everybody is sooper impressed by Carolyn’s idol move, even though she herself admits that it wasn’t necessary. I agree, but there is something to be said for holding an idol in secret for so long.

Right, Heidi?

However, now that the cat is out of the bag, Carolyn is telling everyone about finding the idol, the red “X,” Sarah finding the fake…and her threat level is creeping up. (Or, “Win equity” as Owen Knight taught me.)

The next morning, Carson catches Heidi sneaking off for an idol hunt. This encourages everyone to take a trip into the woods. But, they all end up empty handed.

Later on, it looks like Carson and Yam Yam are working with Lauren and Jaime, with Lauren having no problem throwing out Carolyn’s name for the next vote. Soooo, has this little foursome been working together already? Is that why Lauren and Jaime haven’t been targeting Tika? Because I’d have loved to have known that.

Carson lets us know that they have been working together, but a Ratu member is going home next.

Reward Challenge: The tribe will be divided into the two teams of three. Two blindfolded members will push one person in a giant ball (think Russell Swan’s worst nightmare) through an obstacle course. At the end of the course is a table maze. The person in the ball will have to instruct his partners to complete it. The winning team will receive a trip to the Sanctuary for massages and lunch.

Teams: Jaime is in the ball with Heidi and Carolyn vs. Carson in the ball with Yam Yam and Lauren.

Result: Not even close. Carson, Yam Yam, and Lauren are going to the Sanctuary.

At the Sanctuary

The trio is treated to a foot massage, which is my worst nightmare. I’m in the George Costanza camp where I feel guilty in massage situations.

Strategy is briefly discussed with Carolyn being the main focus. Carson lets us know that he’s lying to keep Lauren off of their scent, but Yam Yam seems to be seriously considering it.

Jaime’s Got a Pitch

Back at camp, Jaime’s taking the time to point out how difficult Carson will be to defeat in front of a jury. Carolyn nods and plays along, but she keeps telling us she can’t lose Carson yet. I feel like that’s the second time she’s said, “Yet.” I love her long-term planning.

Heidi is a woman on her own, but the final three she wants to work toward is with Yam Yam and Carolyn. 

I’d certainly love to know why she doesn’t want to work with Lauren and Jaime. She says it’s because they voted for her, but in a way everyone voted against her last week.

The Sanctuary crew returns and Carolyn asks Yam Yam to burp in her nose. And he does.

That might be it. It might be time for me to cover a different show.

With that unpleasantness over, Yam Yam and Jaime have a serious talk about targeting Carolyn next. And, as much as I’d hate to see her go, Yam Yam needs a different story than, “I was one of the Tika Three.”

Immunity Challenge Time: The players will use two ropes to balance a ball on a disc. At different intervals, they’ll step further back. Last person standing win immunity.

Result: Lauren wins immunity.

Pre-Tribal Politicking

Heidi is considering working with Tika to target Jaime, which would allow her to hang onto her idol. But, she’s been lied to before.

Meanwhile, Jaime and Lauren are pushing Yam Yam to get rid of Carolyn.

Carson and Yam Yam discuss this plan, with Yam Yam making the point that Carolyn is super good at making fire. Good to know.

Tribal Time

The tribe brought everything from camp to Tribal for fear of being sent to another camp. That’s hilarious.

And it’s downhill from there. I’m so bored by Tribal these days.

Voting Time: No votes are shown. Although Yam Yam and Carolyn shared an odd look.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone has an idol or an advantage they’d like to play and…Heidi plays her idol for herself.

Alright, we’ve got one vote for Carolyn, one vote for Jaime, one vote for Carolyn, two votes for Jaime, and the thirteenth person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is…Jaime.

And they were right! The tribe is going to be taken to a new beach. Take that, production!

Verdict: Not a surprising elimination. It felt like Jaime or Lauren was going home if they couldn’t partner up with Heidi and her idol. And, I will continue to express my frustration with alliances that exist that we don’t learn about after the fact.

That’s why Gabler was such a disappointing winner. We didn’t get to see everything he was up to.

So, what if Lauren or Heidi pull this off? Wouldn’t that be a downer? We’ve seen next to none of their games.

Power Rankings Result: “Survivor 43” Finalist Owen Knight called it with Jaime in spot six while I had her in spot five. So, the current score is Team Holmes 78, Team Knight 94. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a.jpgCarson – I know we all think Carson is destined to lose the fire-making at final four due to the many shots of him looking at fire, but up until this point, nobody has run more alliances, had more conversations, or garnered as much trust as the Rocket Man. He may not win, but he played a great game.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a-.jpgCarolyn – You really didn’t need to tell everyone about the X and the fake idol. Other than that, you’re doing great.
Yam Yam – I think Yam Yam can beat Carson or Carolyn, honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if any of that trio wins over the others. However, I do feel like he needs a moment to hang his hat on.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b.jpgLauren – Congrats on the immunity win, but I really don’t see how you win this thing. Tika making it to the end is a much better story than anything anyone else has done.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c.jpgHeidi – You’re not down here because of the idol play, although that didn’t help you much. It’s that I have no idea who you can beat in a final three.

“Survivor 44” Episode 11 Recap – Circle of Trust

May 10, 2023 by
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: Jaime was burned for keeping it true, Carson’s 3-D printer told him what to do, and Frannie was sent to be with her boo.

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Let’s take a look at the tribe as it currently stands…

The Va Va Tribe (wearing black)

  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Danny 32 – Firefighter
  • Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
  • Jaime, 35 – Yogi
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Shenanigans

Carolyn is on fire! Stooge-splosion! Carson and Yam Yam try to talk her down, but she just isn’t having it.

In other news, Danny is trying to figure out who else voted for him. Heidi claims it was Frannie, but we who have access to last week’s epilogue know better.

Apparently Yam Yam knows this too, as he spills the beans to Danny. But, Danny doesn’t buy it. Thus, putting a target on Yam Yam’s back.

This is the season of no good deed going unpunished. How many people have been dinged for telling the truth?

I’d be so impressed if they could just convince Danny that he voted for himself.

The following morning, Jaime hosts a little sharing circle. New “Survivor” everybody! What would Randy Bailey think about this?

We’re also treated to Heidi’s story. Heidi is an electrical engineer…just like my dad!

Um…then we get a long segment of Carolyn swimming with lobster parts. Maybe we don’t need 90-minute episodes.

Trouble for Tika

Carolyn eventually comes around and claims to trust Carson and Yam Yam again. Not enough to tell Yam Yam about her idol though.

As Yam Yam and Carolyn discuss their dream final three (Yam Yam’s is himself three times) the rest of the tribe is coming to the realization that the former Tikas are running the show.

Welcome to two episodes ago. 

Immunity Challenge Time: The players will float underneath a grate. As the water rises, they’ll have less time to catch their breath. The last person under the grate wins immunity.

Result: It comes down to Heidi and Yam Yam with Yam Yam pulling off the win!

Pre-Tribal Politicking

Tika is super psyched to be on the verge of taking control of the game, but the rest of the group has no problem getting rid of Carson to stop that from happening.

The plan is to tell Tika that they’re splitting the vote between Jaime and Lauren.

It’s interesting that nobody seems worried about going to the end with Carolyn. In fact, they seem more worried about how she’s going to react after another blindside when they get back to camp.

Carolyn sniffs out the plan though. She tries to get Danny to admit to it, but he sticks to his guns.

Carson pitches a counter-plan to Jaime and Lauren to split the vote between Danny and Heidi.

Carolyn is determined to keep Carson around, so she tells him about the Tika idol. Her big concern is if Danny plays an idol for himself. So, maybe they should vote for Heidi.

(That sound you’re hearing, coming from eastern Pennsylvania, is me laughing.)

Tribal Time

Nothing super interesting happens other than Danny telling Carolyn that “Comparison is a thief of joy” during a weird conversation. That’s some bumper sticker material there.

We also have some fun as Carolyn tells Probst that he’s annoying her. Good times.

Voting Time: No votes are shown, but we get a montage of Carolyn counting her fingers.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…Carolyn plays her idol for Carson.

Alright, we’ve got two votes for Carson, two votes for Danny, two votes for Heidi, and the twelfth person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is…Danny.

And Danny makes sure to give Jeff his best Robert DeNiro impersonation as his torch is snuffed. Because…of course.

Verdict: So…no reason for Jaime and Lauren working with Tika? I hate leaving too much out of the edit in order to get a surprise result. New “Survivor” is really turning me off with that.

Also, I know they’re acting like Tika is running the show now, but that isn’t the case as long as Heidi has an idol.

That being said, they haven’t made much of a case for Lauren, Jaime, or Heidi winning the whole game.

Buuut…you could make the same argument for Gabler last season. So, what do I know?

Power Rankings Result: “Survivor 43” Finalist Owen Knight had Danny in spot six while I had him in spot four. So, the current score is Team Holmes 73, Team Knight 88. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a.jpgCarolyn – If you’re a threat to win, then why isn’t your name coming up? That’ll probably change after your idol move. Even though it really didn’t matter because you already had the votes. And, you still have two big jury threats by your side. What’s your story? I feel like all three of the Tika members can win. Is that a horrible end-game strategy? I’m lost. I’m gonna go lie down.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a-.jpgYam Yam and Carson – You fellas are just a step down because Carolyn deserves her flowers this week. (That’s a thing the kids say, right?)
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b-.jpgLauren and Jaime – Tika’s story is so strong, the only way I can see this duo or Heidi winning is if they get there as a unit.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c.jpgHeidi – It’s probably not great when the best thing you can say about a person is; she didn’t burn her idol.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor 44” Episode 10 Recap – Something to Taco Bout

May 3, 2023 by
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: Four sat out for rice’s sake, immunity was there for Frannie to take, and Kane went home with an idol that was fake.

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Let’s take a look at the tribe as it currently stands…

The Va Va Tribe (wearing black)

  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Danny 32 – Firefighter
  • Frannie, 23 – Research Manager
  • Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
  • Jaime, 35 – Yogi
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Shenanigans

Frannie is in shock as she didn’t know about the plan to vote out Kane. She tells everyone that she would have been up for it. But now she feels like she can’t trust anyone. Well, that’s Survivor 101 there.

Lauren is in the same boat and she’s a bit concerned that the Ratu numbers are dwindling.

Carson takes Jaime aside and explains that Kane had told him about her “idol.” Jaime hilariously responds, “That makes me not trust him.” Well, that ship has sailed. 

In truth Carson was the one who told everyone about Jaime’s idol. He then explains how he loves telling lies about people who can’t defend themselves. Well, fortunately those people don’t vote for who wins in the end.

Oh wait…

And in more bad news for Jaime, nobody knows that she gave Kane her “idol,” so the target is still on her back.

Reward Challenge Time: Players will spin on a contraption to retrieve some balls, they’ll then carry them across some balance-oriented beams. Finally they’ll toss the balls onto a totally different beam. The first person to complete the feat will win an overnight trip to Sanctuary for tacos and margaritas. The person will also receive a letter from home.

Quick Aside: As with all spinning challenges, spin slow. You’ll have time to catch up and you won’t be dizzy.

Result: The Franamaniac does it again! She’s allowed to choose three people to join her, and she goes with Carolyn, Lauren, and Heidi.

Taco Tuesday

Carolyn makes it a point to let everyone know that she’s cool with them drinking margaritas in front of her, which is a nice moment. I know I always get so mad at myself when I forget and drink in front of someone who is on the wagon.

And, all of the moms show appreciation to Frannie for bringing them along.

When the letters come out, Lauren shares her story about her divorce, working two jobs, and eventually getting her Master’s degree.

During the meal, Carolyn puts it right out there saying that she wants to vote out Danny. Lauren is obviously on board, but Heidi and Frannie are less willing to commit.

The Bitter Barn

Yam Yam is not pleased that he was left out of the Sanctuary crew. He makes the point that “Everybody has family.” Yeah buddy, and there were three spots. Are you even close with Frannie?

We even get a video package of all the people that Yam Yam wanted to hear from. I like Yam Yam, but I don’t have a ton of sympathy for this. Win the challenge, buddy.

Later on, Yam Yam’s mood toward Frannie creeps to everyone who was left behind. Especially the fact that she’s won three individual challenges.

During the discussion, Jaime admits that she had an idol, but it went home in Kane’s pocket. And just as I predicted; DANNY DOESN’T BELIEVE IT! 

In fact, Carson says this puts Jaime more on his radar.

The Next Morning

When Frannie’s foursome returns, Jaime tells them about what happened to her idol. Aaand…nobody believes it.

Immunity Challenge Time: The players’ feet will be tied together, their arms will be tied to their sides. They’ll slither through a course while they carry a buoy in their mouth. From there, they’ll maneuver the buoy through an obstacle, then race to complete a star puzzle. The first person to complete the puzzle wins immunity.

Result: Carson win immunity. Thank you, 3-D printer!

Pre-Tribal Politicking

Carson, Frannie, Heidi, and others are bouncing around the idea of splitting the vote between the final two Rotu members, then voting out Jaime if there’s a tie.

However, Danny is ready to get rid of Frannie. He makes the very good point that nobody should want to sit with her at final three. She’s likable, good at challenges, and her boyfriend is on the jury. Slam dunk in my book.

Carson and Yam Yam talk it out, and Carson is very worried that Frannie could become Carolyn’s number one. Yam Yam smartly brings up the point that Carolyn does not react well when she’s left out of a plan. Although, now that I think about it…most people wouldn’t.

Danny tells Heidi the plan to get rid of Frannie, even making the point that they don’t need Heidi’s vote to make it happen. So, she tells Carolyn and Carson about this plan. In the moment of the evening, Carson gives an incredulous, “What?!”

Carolyn puts two and two together and gets apple.

Just kidding, she realizes that she’s being left out of the vote. She works with Frannie, Jaime, and Lauren to figure out what’s going on. Their theory is that Heidi is in on it and lying to them, so they decide to vote for Heidi.

Carolyn breaks the news to Carson and…yikes.

Tribal Time

Danny makes the point that you want to be one of the great players like Rob, Parvati, or Jeremy. I agree, Rob Cesternino is great.

Then, Jeff tries to make “Fetch” happen again with “Full Tilt Boogie.”

Jaime reiterates that Kane has her idol and as she says it everyone tries to read Kane’s face. It seems like he didn’t react at all.

Voting Time

No votes are shown.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…nobody does. We’ve got one vote for Frannie, one vote for Danny, two votes for Heidi, two votes for Frannie, and the eleventh person voted out of “Survivor 44” is Frannie.

Verdict: Huh…so Heidi voted for Danny and Carolyn voted for Heidi. Weird.

Honestly, as much as I loved Frannie, she had to goooo. A smart, friendly, challenge beast with a likable boyfriend on the jury? Buh bye.

Power Rankings Result: “Survivor 43” Finalist Owen Knight and I both had Frannie in spot six. So, the current score is Team Holmes 69, Team Knight 82. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a.jpgDanny – Seems like a whole mess is gonna come out of this vote and most of it won’t be directed at Danny. (And are we going to ignore that Danny saved Frannie with an idol earlier?)
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a-.jpgLauren and Jaime – Jaime’s idol story went from the hottest story to a non-story. They should have a ton of room to make moves next week.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b-.jpgCarolyn – Well, it’s never good when you’re not in on the vote. The question is; do you blow up the Three Stooges alliance? And if so, is it for revenge or because you probably can’t beat Carson at final three?
Yam Yam and Carson – I do think getting rid of Frannie was the right move. And I don’t think you know about Carolyn’s idol. So, maybe you didn’t appreciate how dangerous she can be.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c.jpgHeidi – Safe to say the Danny/Heidi alliance is officially dead. She probably gonna need that idol soon.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor 44” Episode 9 Recap – Who Will Rice to the Occassion?

April 26, 2023 by
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week

Brandon was a big football player,

And his plan for Fran was to slay her, 

But an idol play by Danny

Was enough to save Frannie, 

Leaving poor Brandon without a prayer.

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Let’s take a look at the tribe as it currently stands…

The Va Va Tribe (wearing black)

  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Danny 32 – Firefighter
  • Frannie, 23 – Research Manager
  • Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
  • Jaime, 35 – Yogi
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Kane, 25 – Law Student’
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Shenanigans

Danny breaks down last week’s blindside and everyone is psyched about it…except for Ratu.

Lauren claims that she wanted to split the vote, and while she definitely isn’t wrong about that instinct, that probably would’ve just changed how Yam Yam and Carson voted and the result likely would have been the same.

Sure enough, Yam Yam verifies that he was in on the vote and just stuck with Ratu to keep their confidence. Well done.

He also points out that Josh, Matt, and Brandon all put his name down and they all went home. Yam Yam insists this makes him like James Bond.

License to Yam? The Yam with the Golden Gun?

Idol Time

It seems like everyone is out hunting for the idol the next morning.

Danny has a pretty sound plan where he checks five trees, then returns to camp with firewood. Then he starts over again. But, it’s all for naught, because everyone knows he’s looking.

Jaime is relaxed though because she still has her idol. Oh…oh Jaime…

Quick Aside: Now that I have a kid, I watch “Frozen” on a friggin’ loop. Jaime reminds me of Olaf’s song “In Summer” where he wonders what snowmen do when it’s sunny out.

When it’s all said and done, Heidi finds the idol.

Carolyn’s Tale

Later on, Carolyn opens up about her battle with addiction and how she’s now been sober for thirteen years. I know we make a lot of jokes here, but in all seriousness I have so much respect for people who are able to identify a problem in their lives and take the steps to overcome it. I’m so proud of Carolyn and all of my family and friends who have been able to overcome addiction.

She transitions from this into talking about how everyone thinks she’s a goof off, but that she’s playing the game hard. I can’t believe we’re here; but she could win.

Let’s Make a Deal

Treemail arrives and it looks like we’re getting the Angelina Cardona Keeley Memorial Rice Negotiation Challenge. That’s what we’re keeping from her? We can’t barter for jackets?

Carson offers to sit out of the challenge because he hasn’t been feeling well. Danny, weirdly, hates the idea of anyone sitting out. Dude, the more people who sit out, the more likely you are to snag immunity.

Immunity Challenge Time: The players will stand on a block while pressing a ball against an overhead piece of wood. Last person standing wins immunity. 

The Negotiation: It seems like they had all agreed to play. But when push comes to shove, Lauren, Carson, Kane, and Heidi decide to sit out in exchange for rice. This all takes place after Danny and Carolyn say they won’t vote for anyone who sits out. Danny even claimed “Scout’s Honor.”

Results: It comes down to Danny and Frannie with the challenge being won by…Frannie.

Pre-Tribal Politicking

Soka and Tika seem to be pairing up early, with Kane being the name that’s being tossed around. However, flushing Jaime’s idol is also a priority.

Tika, being the swing tribe, also has a conversation with Roku. Their plan is to split the vote between Danny and Heidi.

There’s also a plan to give Lauren’s extra vote to Jaime and Jaime’s idol to Kane in case Knowledge is Power rears its cursed head.

And then, Frannie finally figures out that Tika is acting as a swing tribe. She pitches the idea of working with Ratu to target Yam Yam and Carolyn, but Danny isn’t willing to work with Ratu due to their many advantages.

When Tika tries to figure out who to vote for, Yam Yam wants Kane to go home due to an earlier vote. Don’t play personal, Yam.

Meanwhile, Carolyn wants Danny to go home due to the muscle-bro conversation at the Sanctuary. Don’t play personal, Carolyn.

Tribal Time

Nobody who sat out of the challenge thinks that they’re safe. And Danny admits that he wasn’t even a scout. Well, that’s not very trustworthy…loyal, helpful, friendly…

And the rest is all vaguey-vaguerton.

That is until a live Tribal breaks out. But, true to editing form, there is no clear indication on which way the vote is going.

Voting Time: Jaime plays Lauren’s extra vote, but all of the votes are sooper secret.

Quick Aside: Could you stash your idol in the voting booth? Nobody could take it from you.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…nobody does. We’ve got one vote for Kane, one vote for Heidi, one vote for Jaime, one vote for Kane, one vote for Heidi, one vote for Danny, one vote for Kane, one vote for Heidi, one vote for Kane, and the tenth person eliminated from the game and the third member of the jury is…Kane.

Oh no! He has Jaime’s fake idol!

Verdict: Even when it isn’t in play, Knowledge Is Power is still messing up people’s games. Is that a sign of a good twist or an amazing one?

That being said, I still can’t believe that we’re barreling toward an inevitable Carolyn victory.

Power Rankings Result: “Survivor 43” Finalist Owen Knight and I both had Kane in spot six. So, the current score is Team Holmes 63, Team Knight 76. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a.jpgCarson – Carolyn and Yam Yam both want to target people for past slights. Good on Carson for being the voice of reason.
Frannie – Kudos for being the first person to realize that Tika is the real threat.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a-.jpgHeidi – Finding an idol and keeping it to yourself? Genius! Hopefully that vote was a wake-up call to be more careful.
Carolyn and Yam Yam – You’re both doing great, but you’re not getting a full A because of your reasons for targeting people. Winning a million is the best revenge.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b-1.jpgDanny – My “Survivor” rule is; you can be a sneaky jerk, as long as you’re a lovable sneaky jerk. It’s the difference between Russell Hantz and Tony Vlachos. I think Danny is on the “lovable” side of things.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c.jpgLauren and Jaime – All of your advantages are gone. But, the good news is you’re both much smaller threats now.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor 44” Episode 8 Recap – Danny Lets It Rip

April 19, 2023 by
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: True love died.

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Let’s take a look at the tribe as it currently stands…

The Va Va Tribe (wearing black)

  • Brandon, 30 – Security Specialist
  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Danny 32 – Firefighter
  • Frannie, 23 – Research Manager
  • Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
  • Jaime, 35 – Yogi
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Kane, 25 – Law Student’
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Shenanigans

Yam Yam gives us a little recap of what happened last week, and he points out that he has been to every Tribal except for two. Heidi eventually tells Yam Yam that she was just trying to not ruffle feathers. Um…did you have to play the advantage at all? I would’ve forgotten to take it to Tribal.

Heidi pitches the idea of everyone teaming up against Ratu because they have so many advantages. Yam Yam agrees to her face, but it seems like the Three Stooges are gonna become a swing tribe. 

Swing tribe!

Frannie is not psyched about Matt going home, although I argue that it’s absolutely the best for her game. Takes a target off of her back and she has someone politicking for her on the jury.

Later, Brandon and Kane discuss the upcoming war. Interesting that Kane is still close with Brandon after everything that has happened.

Oof…Carson is really sick the next morning. Apparently the peanut butter and jelly did not sit well with him.

Treemail arrives and it says the tribe will need to divide into pairs for the immunity challenge. Which, is very interesting considering one of the tribe members is hunched over on the ground due to a case of severe sandwich regret.

Carolyn steps up and decides to pair with Carson. That seems like a very noble move until we find out that the challenge is projectile vomiting. 

The other pairs are Danny and Lauren, Yam, Yam and Frannie, Heidi and Jaime, and Kane and Brandon.

Immunity Challenge Time: The challenge will consist of three stages. In the first stage they’ll have to crawl through a net then dig up planks. The first four teams will advance. 

In the second stage they’ll race up a cargo net and use the planks to cross a rope bridge. Two teams will advance.

The final stage is individual with all four players standing between two walls with only tiny footholds to hold them up. The last person standing will win immunity.

And everyone else is eligible to be eliminated? Revolutionary!

Results: Carolyn and Carson are gone first after it took Carolyn forever to get through the net. (Russell Hantz is gonna love that.) Jaime, Heidi, Yam Yam, and Frannie don’t make it past the second round. It comes down to Danny and Lauren in the final endurance section, with Lauren picking up the win.

Quick Aside: During the final portion, Danny got Jeff’s attention and then intentionally passed gas. I don’t exactly know what to do with that information, but I thought you needed to know. And no, I will never admit that that moment was the inspiration for this article’s headline.

Pre-Tribal Politicking

Classic Ratu wants to target Frannie right off of the bat. And Brandon is confident they can make it happen because he’s sure they have Carson on their side. But, he goes the extra mile and tries to get EVERYONE ELSE to go with it. We watch him talk to Yam Yam, Carolyn, Danny, and Heidi.

Heidi and Danny obviously don’t love this idea, so Danny confesses to Heidi that he has an idol and he plans to play his idol for Frannie so they can blindside Brandon.

Heidi seems to lead the charge to get the Stooges on their side. Swing tribe!

Carson and Yam Yam are very worried about making enemies with Ratu. So, Heidi tells them about…Danny’s…idol.

We now take a break from our regularly scheduled recap so I can bang my head against this coffee table.

CUT TO: Carson telling Danny that Heidi told him and Yam Yam about his idol. Rightfully, this freaks Danny out.

Tribal Time

Things are mega vague, but at least it was entertaining when Heidi told everyone to not vote for her until final Tribal Council. That’s a heck of a strategy.

Voting Time: No votes are shown.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…Danny plays his idol for Frannie.

We’ve got six votes for Frannie, two votes for Brandon, and the ninth person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is…Brandon.

Verdict: So…Carson and Yam Yam voted for Frannie and Carolyn voted for Brandon. It remains to be seen if all their ducks were in a row and that was to keep the members of Ratu from realizing that the Stooges are working with Danny.

That being said; hooray for an actual post-merge episode! Hooray for no advantage Easter egg hunts!

Power Rankings Result: Oh! Owen and I both nailed it, having Brandon in spot ten. So, the current score is Team Holmes 57, Team Knight 70. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a.jpgCarolyn – It’s breaking my brain to say this; Carolyn can win. She’s coasting with an idol and she’s doing little things like stepping up to be Carson’s partner.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a-.jpgHeidi – She was making a lot of moves tonight! Only thing keeping her from the “A” was Danny’s reaction to her telling Carson and Yam Yam about the idol.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b-1.jpgCarson and Yam Yam – I’m preeeeetty sure they were in on that vote, so this grade could be a bit higher. This is just in case they weren’t.
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Frannie – The game seemed to happen to Frannie this week. We didn’t see much of her driving the votes. But, the heat should be off of her for now.
Danny – Whoa…why’s Danny so low? He played his idol and saved an ally. Yes, but I feel like this is a wake-up call to alert the tribe to how dangerous he is. And, Frannie wasn’t really loyal to him in the first place.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c.jpgKane, Lauren, and Jaime – We didn’t see much from you strategy-wise, but it’s never good news when someone from your side gets blindsided.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor 44” Episode 6 Recap – Is Kane Able?

April 5, 2023 by
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: Three tribe members fought for survival! Two were in big trouble as they didn’t have an idol! Who was going to go home?! It was some other dude, he was hurt.

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Let’s take a look at the tribes as they currently stand…

The Ratu Tribe (wearing orange)

  • Brandon, 30 – Security Specialist
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Kane, 25 – Law Student

The Soka Tribe (wearing green)

  • Danny 32 – Firefighter
  • Frannie, 23 – Research Coordinator
  • Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
  • Jaime, 35 – Yogi
  • Matt, 27 – Security Software Engineer

The Tika Tribe (wearing purple)

  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Josh, 34 – Surgical Podiatrist
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

At Tika Beach

After a heated debate over the proper way to pronounce the word “bag,” Josh lets us know that he is super ready to get away from Yam Yam and Carolyn. 

Bite your tongue, friend. We only get five minutes with them a week if we’re lucky.

Merge-atory Is Upon Us

Tika and Soka are given ten minutes to collect their things because they’re taking a one-way trip to Ratu beach.

Carson takes this opportunity to tell everyone on classic Ratu that the idol that nobody knew about doesn’t have any power anymore. He figures, what’s the point of hiding it if it’s powerless?

You could use it as a pretty convincing fake idol. Or now people know you’re capable of keeping a secret for two cycles. Just two ideas off the top of my head.

All of classic Ratu starts spilling their secrets with Lauren admitting she has an extra vote. The truth about Jaime’s fake idol comes out as well.

The tribes arrive and it’s all hugs around Ratu beach.

Once again, Jaime tells us how valuable she is because she knows everything about Ratu and Soka. Yeah, but you don’t know about your fake idol.

Brandon and Josh have a chance to talk, with Josh continuing his lie about having the Soka idol. C’mon, buddy. Yam Yam already called you on that being a fake.

He tells Jaime the truth about his fake idol, but she doesn’t believe it. She tells Frannie and Heidi that she knows he has an idol. But that she doesn’t actually know. 

Quick Aside: That would drive me insane. Don’t tell me you know something unless you know it for a fact. 

Later Josh makes fun of Yam Yam in front of everyone for betraying him during Tribal Council. This rightfully concerns Yam Yam because he’s just meeting most of these people.

Fortunately, Matt lets Yam Yam know that the rest of Soka wanted to get rid of Josh before he swapped and he’s still on the top of their hit list.

From there, we’re treated to a montage of Carolyn feeling awkward while trying to fit in with new people and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

Later that night, Carson, Yam Yam, and Carolyn reunite as the “Three Stooges” alliance. Carson is clearly the Moe, as he seems to be running things. Carolyn makes wacky noises, so that makes her Curly. Which leaves Yam Yam as Larry, for no reason other than the process of elimination.

Matt actually has some sound strategy as he tells Frannie he wouldn’t take her on reward if given the opportunity. She rejects this hypothesis. Literally. That’s what she said. Nerd foreplay, everyone.

He also reminds us that he doesn’t have a vote at the next Tribal, which I totally forgot about!

Earn-the-Merge Challenge: The tribe will be randomly split into two teams of six. They’ll dig up a boulder, push it through obstacles, and retrieve a key. They’ll then scale a wall and use the key to unlock puzzle pieces. The first tribe to complete the tree puzzle will earn the merge along with a merge meal. They’ll get to vote at Tribal, but they will be safe.

Quick Aside: The boulder part really leans toward a physically strong tribe.

Another Quick Aside: There’s no way Carson hasn’t done this puzzle a million times.

The Teams: Purple is Matt, Frannie, Carson, Carolyn, Jaime, and Brandon. Orange is Heidi, Danny, Lauren, Yam Yam, Josh, and Kane. That division does seem pretty even.

Result: Jaime had some real trouble with the wall, but Carson is able to tear through the puzzle (called it) and win it for purple.

Loser’s Lounge

Immediately, Yam Yam throws out Josh’s name and vice versa. However, Danny is very noncommittal to Yam Yam, saying that he’ll go with whoever the winners want to eliminated. Nevermind, that Yam Yam should already know that Danny wants to work with Josh.

Merge Feast Fun

Jaime is pretty proud of herself for manifesting the merge victory and feast. Yeah, that’s way more important than Carson studying a puzzle.

Josh’s name is tossed around, but nobody is sure if he has an idol or not. Kane is brought up as a possible plan B.

Carolyn assures them that Josh doesn’t have an idol, but everyone still wants to act as if he does. Uh-oh…we know how Carolyn reacts when she thinks people aren’t listening to her.

Pre-Tribal Politicking

Once the teams are back together, Frannie tells Josh that they’re going to be targeting Kane. This leads to Josh (smartly) deciding to smooth things over with Yam Yam since he’s going to be around for a bit longer.

Yam Yam goes along with this, even hilariously trying to get Josh to hand over his idol. Hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Michael Scott told me that.

Brandon is cool with Josh going home, but he’d really like to see Kane get the boot. He’s confident that things will go smoothly as long as nobody tips Kane off.

CUT TO: Carson telling Kane that he’s a target.

CUT TO: Kane telling Brandon that Carson told him he was a target.

So, Kane starts pitching Yam Yam’s name around camp. But, this all might be a moo point because Josh doesn’t have an idol.

“Moo point, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter.” – Joey Tribbiani.

Quick Aside: Look at me with my NBC Thursday Night comedy block references.

Tribal Time

Everything is mega vague with the highlight being Yam Yam trying to bribe Probst to let them just go back to camp.

It didn’t work.

Voting Time: No votes are shown. But, it seems like Yam Yam considered playing his Shot in the Dark.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…nobody does. We’ve got one vote for Yam Yam, one vote for Josh, one vote for Kane, one vote for Yam Yam, one vote for Josh, one vote for Yam Yam, three votes for Josh, and the seventh person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is…Josh.

Hey, they voted out a dude!

Verdict: I actually don’t hate the merge-atory. Probst should play it up bigger. The biggest team challenge of the season! The winners are guaranteed to be jurors or finalists!

Power Rankings Result: We both survived the merge episode relatively unscathed. Owen had Josh in spot eleven and I had him in spot ten. So, the current score is Team Holmes 40, Team Knight 51. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a.jpgDanny – For a big, strong guy to be vulnerable after a faux-merge and not have his name brought up once? Well done, sir.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a-.jpgMatt – I tend to give Frannie all the credit, but he navigated not having a vote really well. Now sleep next to someone else at night. “Boston” Rob said that’s the best indicator of who’s working together.
Brandon – He handled Carson telling Kane about the vote perfectly. It could have been a mess.
Carolyn – You did a very good job of not letting people know how annoyed you were. That’s a step in the right direction. Also, very interesting that you had no intention of saving Yam Yam with your idol.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b-1.jpgHeidi and Frannie – I love how they handled things. Hang back, let the game happen for a bit. No reason to toss out names when you’re safe at the merge.
Kane – You were in trouble and you managed to get yourself off of the block. But, you’ve still got a ton of work to do.
Lauren – I like her reminding everyone about her extra vote. And I’m aware that it flies in the face of how I feel about telling people about your advantages. But, it makes her just a little bit more valuable without it being an advantage you need to flush.
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Carson – You deserve a high grade for navigating your time on the other tribe and for your puzzle prowess. But, I’m gonna ding you for not telling Kane to keep your name out of his mouth.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c.jpgYam Yam – You were in a hole and you didn’t do much to dig yourself out. Luckily, those were treemail beads.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c-.jpgJaime – You know so much, but you don’t know that your idol is worthless.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor 44” Episode 5 Recap – Tika-Totter

March 29, 2023 by
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: Three contestants played team musical chairs, Soka split up into pairs, and Sarah was sent down the Tribal Council stairs…

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Let’s take a look at the tribes as they currently stand…

The Ratu Tribe (wearing orange)

  • Brandon, 30 – Security Specialist
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Kane, 25 – Law Student
  • Matthew, 43 – Barbershop Owner

The Soka Tribe (wearing green)

  • Danny 32 – Firefighter
  • Frannie, 23 – Research Coordinator
  • Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
  • Jaime, 35 – Yogi
  • Matt, 27 – Security Software Engineer

The Tika Tribe (wearing purple)

  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Josh, 34 – Surgical Podiatrist
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Wrap Up

Yam Yam is trying to pick up the pieces after a dumpster fire of a Tribal Council. Carolyn’s explanation is that she had two people telling her what to do, so she felt like a third wheel. Like one of those wobbly shopping cart wheels, I bet.

Carolyn says her heart tells her to work with Yam Yam, but her brain tells her that Josh is best for her game. What does your spleen tell you?

Yam Yam tries to smooth things over with Josh the next day, but he feels like Josh is taking the potential blindside personally. Eventually they make peace with each of them sharing their coming-out stories.

Josh has also been planting some seeds, telling Yam Yam that he has the Soka idol from their birdcage. He even goes so far as to fashion a fake idol out of some treemail beads.

See! Fashioned by someone in the game, the way the “Survivor” gods intended!

Josh isn’t sure which way he wants to go with the next vote, but he wants both Carolyn and Yam Yam to feel comfortable until he has to make a choice.

At Ratu Beach

Matthew is having a really tough time dealing with the pain from his fall. Carson and Kane are both very supportive of the emotional state that he is in.

We also learn that Carson and Kane are finally able to nerd out about “Lord of the Rings,” “Pokemon,” and “Star Wars.” Oh man, Danny’s gonna steal their lunch money.

At Soka Beach

We meet up with Danny teaching his tribe about his Brazilian Jiu Jitsu breathing techniques. He also tells us about how much he misses his four-month-old daughter. (OK, maybe he’s not the lunch-money-stealing type.)

Meanwhile, Jaime is making inroads in tribe with everyone except for Matt. She tries to work with him and he’s like, “Ah…meh…”

But, maybe Jaime isn’t as in-tune as she thinks. She hasn’t picked up that Matt and Frannie are an alliance.

And are in looooooove.

Immunity Challenge Time: The tribes will be tied together and race through a series of obstacles. They’ll fill a bucket with water and use the water to lower a bridge. From there, the first two tribes to successfully maneuver three balls through a table maze will win immunity. The first tribe will also get to decide which three people to send on a journey.

Sitting Out: Matthew, Lauren, Jaime, and Frannie

Result: Ratu claims first place, with Soka taking second. Ratu chooses Brandon, Danny, and Carolyn to go on the excursion.

Probst asks medical to take a look at Matthew and it appears the injury isn’t getting better. They do not pull him from the game, but it’s not looking good.

The Excursion

Instead of having to play a weirdo game of rock-paper-scissors, the players are taken to the Sanctuary where they are treated to a pre-merge-atory meal.

Carolyn tells the guys about Josh’s idol, which leads them to believe that Jaime and Carson have limited-time idols as well. Brandon and Danny also start laying the groundwork for a post-merge alliance.

And true to form, Carolyn immediately starts to feel left out as they bro-down. They tell her they want to work with her if she makes the merge. Which, she’s totally capable of doing since she’s still packing an idol.

The bro-down has Carolyn very wary of Josh as he was mentioned as someone that Danny wants in the alliance.

Pre-Tribal Politicking

While Carolyn is on the excursion, Josh tells Yam Yam that he doesn’t want to have to play idols in back-to-back Tribals. Not bad.

When Carolyn returns, she tries to signal to Yam Yam that they should work together again.

Then she flat out tells Josh that he’s in trouble because the guys want to alignwith him. This doesn’t bother Josh though because he has an “idol.”  He produces his masterpiece and Yam Yam immediately recognizes the beads as having come from a treemail.

So, after everything that happened last week, Yam Yam ends up as the swing vote. “Survivor” is fun.

Uh-oh…Jeff shows up on a boat. I’m assuming he’s showing up to tell us that Matthew is out.

Sure enough, Matthew has decided to leave the game. But…did he do anything with his idol before he left?

Verdict: Hate to see Matthew go out like that. Especially because it was somewhat of his own doing. Hopefully he and Bruce get to lead tribes in an upcoming season.

Otherwise, less twisty, more personality…love it. Seeing Kane and Carson, and Jaime and Team Mannie, all good stuff. 

Looks like we’re off to merge-atory next week. Where Carolyn is bound to set the bro-liance ablaze.

Power Rankings Result: Owen had Matthew in spot ten and I had him in spot seven. So, the current score is Team Holmes 30, Team Knight 40. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a.jpgYam Yam – You managed to work your way from the bottom into a swing-vote position. Well done, sir.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a-.jpgCarson – He’s done a fantastic job making some strong bonds without having to tip his hand about how savvy he is. He doesn’t have to play his time-delayed idol and he’s about to be reunited with Yam Yam and Carolyn.
Frannie – She’s just a star. Every time I see her I think she can win this whole thing. Just hope the showmance doesn’t take her down.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b-1.jpgKane – Hey! We finally got to see Kane do some strategy! And he has a buddy!
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Danny and Brandon – I’m sure there was some editing trickery going on there, but it was obvious that these two were driving Carolyn up a wall. Kudos for setting up a post-merge alliance though. Shame if Carolyn wrecks it.
Matt – You are so lucky to have Frannie. But best case for you is being Amber to her Boston Rob. (Which honestly isn’t a bad best-case scenario.)
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c.jpgJosh – He should have been the swing vote, but his real fake idol and Danny’s big mouth put him in a lot of trouble.
Carolyn – It’d be fascinating to play poker with Carolyn, right? Would she just tell you what cards she has?
Jaime – You aren’t wrong about being valuable, but you need to learn to read a room better. And with Matthew gone, you’re in big trouble.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is incomplete.jpgLauren and Heidi – I can’t grade you correctly if I don’t see your work.

Any Questions? Drop me a line on Twitter: @gordonholmes

“Survivor 44” Episode 4 Recap – “X” Marks the Mark

March 22, 2023 by
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: Matt and Jaime found idols with very little clout, Kane swung a sword while preparing for a bout, and after Tribal Council, Claire will permanently sit out.

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Let’s take a look at the tribes as they currently stand…

The Ratu Tribe (wearing orange)

  • Brandon, 30 – Security Specialist
  • Jaime, 35 – Yogi
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Kane, 25 – Law Student
  • Matthew, 43 – Barbershop Owner

The Soka Tribe (wearing green)

  • Danny 32 – Firefighter
  • Frannie, 23 – Research Coordinator
  • Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
  • Josh, 34 – Surgical Podiatrist
  • Matt, 27 – Security Software Engineer

The Tika Tribe (wearing purple)

  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Sarah, 27 – Management Consultant
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Wrap Up

We start off at the Soka tribe where Josh is clearly SO KAnfused. He thinks he’s close with both Team Mannie and Team Danny. Well, he’s half right.

Oh no, he’s not. Both couples are ready to boot him next.

At Tika Beach

The tribe is shocked, SHOCKED when they find a big red “X” made of sticks on the birdcage. Surely it must’ve been production, because who could possibly make an “X” out of sticks?

Nah, it was Carolyn. She hid the fake idol under a second “X.” Oh wow, Probst is so jealous he didn’t think of this first.

But wait, why the fake idol and not the key? Then what’s the point of the cage to begin with? Nevermind, this is Carolyn logic we’re talking about here.

Sure enough, Sarah finds the other red “X” and discovers the fake idol. And she buys it hook, line, and sinker.

Reward Challenge Time: Players will cross obstacles, then use a slingshot to hit targets. Each member of a tribe must hit a target. The first tribe to hit all of their targets gets a large tarp. The second team gets a smaller tarp. The winning tribe will also get to choose one player from each tribe to go on a journey.

Quick Aside: The losing tribe should receive a comically small tarp. Like a napkin.

Sitting Out: Frannie and Kane

Result: Soka takes first place easily, with Ratu taking second. Tika’s big problem seemed to be Carolyn-related.

Soka chooses Josh, Carson, and Jaime to go on the adventure.

At the Island of Excessive Advantages

The trio is quickly made to split up. They each receive an immunity idol that is good until all of the players are living on the same beach. (Note: It did not say “the merge.” You probably have to earn the merge again.) Also, the players will be going to a new tribe.

So, for those of you scoring at home, there are SIX immunity idols in the game right now.

Josh is going to Tika, Jaime is going to Soka, and Carson is now on Ratu.

At Tika Beach

Josh fills his new crew in on what happened. And he claims to be a physical trainer, which strikes Sarah as odd as he did the snake puzzle because of how steady his hands have to be in his profession.

Sarah and Yam Yam immediately pick this lie apart.

At Ratu Beach

Carson tells Ratu that he was probably the next to go and that Yam Yam is running the show over at Tika.

Matthew is bummed because he had done so much work to get Jaime on his side. He decides to share some knowledge with Carson to try to build a new bond. He tells Carson that Brandon played the idol at the first Tribal Council, and that Jaime found the idol when it was put back into circulation. 

(Wink wink.)

At Soka Beach

Jaime feels super comfortable because she has two idols. 

(Wink wink.)

Classic Soka is not thrilled because Josh was the next to go. They’re all cool with booting Jaime next as long as she doesn’t have an idol. Danny goes through her stuff and doesn’t find anything.

Immunity Challenge Time: One player at a time will dive into the water, climb a tower, and leap off to retrieve a key. From there they’ll race across a balance beam. The first two tribes to unlock and solve a manta ray puzzle will win immunity.

Sitting Out: Jaime and Matthew…aww…reunited…and it feels so good.

Results: Because Lauren couldn’t reach a key, Brandon had to go twice. Tika and Ratu were both hampered by Yam Yam and Kane’s inability to get across a balance beam. Soka easily claims first place, with Ratu taking second. 

Pre-Tribal Politicking

Josh is an early favorite to send home, while Yam Yam is very nervous that he’ll be the target if Josh plays an idol. When Carolyn asks why he thinks he’s such a big target, he tells her it’s because nobody thinks she’s a threat.

Carolyn does not love that she’s the decoy vote.

Sarah and Yam Yam try to bring Josh on board for the ruse. But, Sarah is very worried that he’s going to play an idol.

Sure enough, Josh tells Carolyn that he can play his idol for her and then they can get out Yam Yam or Sarah. 

What’s the song about idols, kids? “Don’t tell…don’t tell anyone…about your idollllllls.”

It seems like Carolyn is into this idea to get rid of Sarah. She hates that Yam Yam is telling her what to do.

Tribal Time

Yam Yam and Carolyn are getting into it, but it’s unclear how much of it is genuine. Josh isn’t quite sure what to believe.

Voting Time: No votes are shown.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an advantage or an idol and…Josh does. He plays his idol for himself. Sarah does not play her “idol.”

We’ve got two votes for Josh, one vote for Sarah, and the fifth person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is Sarah.

Buh-bye, Inheritance Advantage.

Also buh-bye, fake idol.

Verdict: Wow, for as clueless as Josh seemed to be on Soka, he really sniffed out some trouble on Tika.

And holy advantage-ageddon. We’ve got five active idols in the game right now. Add to that the three fake idols, an extra vote, and all the remaining shots in the dark and this show has more crap in it than a Five Below.

Power Rankings Result: Owen nailed it this week, having Sarah in spot fourteen. I wasn’t too far behind with her in spot twelve. So, the current score is Team Holmes 23, Team Knight 30. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a.jpgCarson – I feel like he played things perfectly. Sit back and wait for others to come to you.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a-.jpgMatthew – The only thing keeping Matthew from getting an A is the fact that it’s probably a bad look that he’s buddying up to Carson so quickly.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b-1.jpgJosh – I didn’t love how clueless he was about his standing with Soka or his telling Carolyn about his idol. But, he clearly did something right this week.
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Jaime – Matthew got the best of you, but there’s no reason for him to blindside you. You seem like a good person to keep around.
Carolyn – Did Carolyn turn on Yam Yam because of some deep strategy or because he hurt her feelings? That’s the magic of Carolyn. You never know…
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c.jpgYam Yam – He did a terrible job of weighing Carolyn’s feelings and her…unique perspective.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is incomplete.jpgBrandon, Lauren, Kane, Matt, Heidi, Frannie, and Danny – I can’t grade you correctly if I don’t see your work.

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“Survivor 44” Episode 3 Recap – Keys to Deception

March 15, 2023 by
“Survivor 44” (CBS)

Welcome to MoreWhatnot.com, my personal blog where I’ll be posting “Survivor” episode recaps all season long. For exit interviews with all of the eliminated players and the RETURN of the “Survivor” Power Rankings with Owen Knight, be sure to check out my YouTube channel!

Last Week: Danny earned an idol and a fake, Carolyn found more than a snake, and Helen lost when her game was at stake.

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Let’s take a look at the tribes as they currently stand…

The Ratu Tribe (wearing orange)

  • Brandon, 30 – Security Specialist
  • Jaime, 35 – Yogi
  • Lauren, 31 – Elementary School Teacher
  • Kane, 25 – Law Student
  • Matthew, 43 – Barbershop Owner

The Soka Tribe (wearing green)

  • Claire, 25 – Tech Investor
  • Danny 32 – Firefighter
  • Frannie, 23 – Research Coordinator
  • Heidi, 29 – Engineering Manager
  • Josh, 34 – Surgical Podiatrist
  • Matt, 27 – Security Software Engineer

The Tika Tribe (wearing purple)

  • Carolyn, 35 – Drug Counselor
  • Carson, 20 – NASA Engineering Student
  • Sarah, 27 – Management Consultant
  • Yam Yam, 36 – Salon Owner

Post-Tribal Wrap Up

Carson is downright giddy to get his first blindside under his belt, while Sarah is doing her best to distance herself from Helen and pretend that she’s not upset at all. Yam Yam tries to her assure her that this was a “no shots fired” vote, but…c’mon. Outside of a unanimous vote, there’s no such thing.

Sarah and Carson go for a little stroll where he makes the case for them working together again. But, she makes the point that his word carries a little less weight these days…unlike his body.

At Soka Beach

Team Mannie is planning a road trip while everyone else is planning on sending them on the pre-jury trip.

Meanwhile, Danny takes the powerless coin, wraps it in his idol instructions, and places it back in the birdcage. Then he hides the key. Yup, I’m sure this is the exact scenario production was hoping would happen.

Sure enough, Matt finds the key. Aww…hasn’t he been through enough?

He retrieves his prize and buys into it hook, line, and sinker.

Then, because this scenario can actually get funnier; Danny calls out Matt for finding something, which he denies. However, he eventually fesses up to it.

But, this complicates thing. Now Josh is more likely to want to work with Matt and Frannie.

At Ratu Beach

The tribe starts off the morning with Kane singing a rendition of “O’ Canada.” From there, he takes the immunity idol sword and goes all LARPer on us. OK, we see you, Celebrimbor.

Later, Brandon walks us through his laundry list of impressive skills including…magic tricks?! Well, he certainly made that idol disappear quickly.

Speaking of that idol, Jaime and Matthew find the new key while hunting for worms. Jaime retrieves the idol and is super psyched. 

Buuut…she’s holding the fake idol because Matthew found the real idol earlier and lured her into doing the ol’ switcheroo.

At Tika Beach

Carolyn calls out Yam Yam for his snoring, which concerns him because he doesn’t want to get voted out over it. She assures him that she’d never vote him out over snoring. Which is good, because my wife would have voted me out years ago.

Sarah is very worried about the next challenge because her little tribe has very specific skills. Meanwhile, Challenge Producer John Kirhoffer is scrambling to create a snoring competition. 

Immunity Challenge Time: Players will dive into the ocean and swim to a large cube. They’ll roll the cube toward the beach while retrieving keys. Once they arrive at the beach they’ll dig under a log and unlock a puzzle platform. The first two tribes to complete a cube puzzle will win immunity. The first tribe gets a large “Survivor” tool kit and fruit. Second tribe gets less tools and less fruit. The losing tribe get a date with Jeff.

Sitting Out: Lauren, Claire, and Heidi. This is Claire’s third sit-out. Isn’t there a rule against that?

Result: Ratu wins the challenge while Tika claims second place. As Jeff is giving Kane the sword, he asks Jeff to knight him. Jeff obliges and somewhere Coach is super jealous.

Pre-Tribal Politicking 

Danny is throwing around Claire’s name early on with Matt being a decoy. Frannie is against this because she wants to work with Claire. She pitches getting rid of Josh because she thinks he’s “cagey.”

Word gets back to Claire that she’s the actual target, so it looks like we have voteless Matt, Frannie, and Claire against Josh and Danny with Heidi as the swing vote.

Tribal Time

Claire does a fantastic job arguing that tribe strength isn’t always challenge based. Saying that she sat out for the tribe. With Frannie saying they need to focus on the whole game and not just the challenges.

Claire asks Heidi if she’s still in the place they were before Tribal. Heidi responds by saying, “I think so.” I tell ya, as a former copywriter that non-committal response would drive me nuts.

Voting Time: No votes are shown.

JPro tallies and returns. He asks if anyone wants to play an idol or an advantage and…Claire plays her shot in the dark. Claire is…not safe.

Alright, we’ve got two votes for Claire and the fourth person eliminated from “Survivor 44” is…Claire.

Hey! It was unanimous!

Verdict: I think the keys and the cage and the fake idols are all interesting, but I don’t need them taking up 90% of my screen time.

Also, it’s a little weird that these fake idols are provided by production. They should look like a face carved into a stick.

Power Rankings Result: We did much better this week as I had Claire in spot eight while Owen had her in spot fourteen. So, the current score is Team Holmes 11, Team Knight 16. Check out my YouTube channel for the full episodes!

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a.jpgMatthew – He had a plan, he set it in motion, and it worked out perfectly. He now has the real idol and control of the person who has the fake idol. Well done.
Danny – Danny’s in the same boat as Matthew. However, it’s very interesting that he knows where the fake idol is, but he can’t tell anyone how he knows it’s a fake.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is a-.jpgFrannie – There is no doubt that Frannie is the brains of the Mannie Alliance. Claire went home despite her best efforts. But she was able to avoid voting for someone who was sticking around.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is b-1.jpgSarah – Yeah, the Tika tribe isn’t going to blow anyone away challenge-wise. But, that’s OK. I think Sarah has some room to maneuver and Carson probably wants to get back in her good graces.
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Heidi – Your deception needs some work. You said so many non-committal things to Claire, that there’s no wonder why she rolled her die.
Jaime – Matthew got the best of you, but there’s no reason for him to blindside you. You seem like a good person to keep around.
Kane – It seems like the early Tribal shenanigans may have blown over.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is c.jpgJosh – Wow, Josh is rubbing a lot of people the wrong way on his tribe. We would have known that if most of the earlier episodes weren’t spent on keys.
Matt – It’s really rough watching Matthew play you like a fiddle.
Carson – Sarah said it best; his word doesn’t hold as much weight. I think it’s a just matter of time until he’s viewed as a mega threat.
This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is incomplete.jpgLauren, Brandon, Yam Yam, and Carolyn – I can’t grade you correctly if I don’t see your work.

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